Gatt Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 10,000 free clubcard points on your first hire...
synaesthesia Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 £5k, not bad. Thankfully there's a discount, rummaging around in my wallet I don't think I have the £100k I'd need to, er, hire their services for the select few... Wonder if there's a premium for celebrities - although he'd probably do Joey Barton and Katie Hopkins for free!
Gatt Posted December 17, 2014 Author Posted December 17, 2014 The £5K is a bit misleading - that's just the consultancy fee...
BKGarry Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Although this is an "after the horse a bolted" moment, but can we all start a kickstarter up to fund the hit on Gove:getmecoat:
synaesthesia Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Quite a few names we could raise I think! Maybe if we all had a whipround... Then again, probably best not to name names. There may be some jobsworth out there without a sense of humour that may take them as serious threats. *adds jobsworths to the list
unixman_again Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 We have three teachers on the IT hit list and when I tried to contact Carlos the Jackal he was "unavailable to take my call". This looks ideal
synaesthesia Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 If there's no luck here, Winston Wolfe has been doing the rounds on telly again - clearly he needs work...
elsiegee40 Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Think I might have to join the waiting list. I definitely have someone in mind!
CHR1S Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Apparently the owner has blocked my number......
NikChillin Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 I wonder if he accepts clubcard vouchers?
synaesthesia Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 1.5 million clubcard points in exchange for 1 contract killing. Sounds good to me!
NikChillin Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 1.5 million clubcard points in exchange for 1 contract killing. Sounds good to me! Is that with the £5 x 4 = £20 deal? Then it would only be £1250, could get three done and still have change!
synaesthesia Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Wow my maths is poor - but yes, maybe that's a special offer - Black Friday Assassinations?
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