"Don't go in there, $Pyroman's got lurgy"

[Pyroman]

Thought my office was quiet, staff have been warning each other not to go into my office in case they catch lurgy off me! Head down, get some projects done. Being ill has it's advantages!

[Bompalompalomp]

Pfft, lucky! You can do my coursework for me then.

People keep walking in during my coughing fits and going "gosh, that sounds bad". Never would've guessed, thanks for telling me! And then they still want me for first aid. :/

[Arreks]

Make everyone in the school ill, then you won't have to do any work.

[sonofsanta]

Pfft, lucky! You can do my coursework for me then.

People keep walking in during my coughing fits and going "gosh, that sounds bad". Never would've guessed, thanks for telling me! And then they still want me for first aid. :/

 

With the way they see first aid in your school, they'll probably bring them back to you tomorrow to get some antibiotics for the lurgy they caught off you.

[Pyroman]

With the way they see first aid in your school, they'll probably bring them back to you tomorrow to get some antibiotics for the lurgy they caught off you.

 

Always makes me laugh when it comes to first aid. We've got first aid kits in every classroom and all staff are emergency aid trained but they always bring them to me for first aid, even if it's just a scratch "just to be safe"! Not that i mind, makes a nice change from dealing with IT issues all day.

[eyetea]

Thought my office was quiet, staff have been warning each other not to go into my office in case they catch lurgy off me! Head down, get some projects done. Being ill has it's advantages!

 

Whilst you're ill it might be worth you recording coughs / sneezes. When you're better pop a pair of speakers near the door and play your recordings every 2-3 minutes! Might work till the Christmas break if you're lucky..

[LiamH]

I go through so much hand sanitizer at work, helps a lot with not catching nasty's after touching grubby keyboards. Edited December 3, 2014 by LiamH

[elsiegee40]

We're on intravenous hand sanitiser again as the kids have started their pre Christmas vomiting tradition.