I did not expect this when I got home last night.....

[SiliconAlley_Sam]

It is a great cow-lection of puns. Think we should all gives ourselves a pat on the back.

[Iain.Faulkner]

To be honest - there is cause for concern. Had they barged through the door - it'd have been positively friesian last night.

 

I'd have probably had to put on a jersey.....

[creese]

I don't understand anyone hoof inks this is funny.

[Garacesh]

I'd have probably had to put on a jersey.....

 

The question you have to ask about Iain is.. "Dairy claim the cows for his own if their owner isn't found"?

[fiza]

The question you have to ask about Iain is.. "Dairy claim the cows for his own if their owner isn't found"?

 

He doesnt want to cheese anyone off by claiming the cows for his own.

[Garacesh]

Let's Brie honest, though. They're Stiltoneed an owner.

[jinnantonnixx]

Given that the movement of cattle is controlled by strict regulations (see here), I imagine that the police will be treating this very seriously and will have tracked the owner down.

 

If they can't / won't tell you, then you should speak to DEFRA

 

Absolutely. Image you had badgers in your garden! I can't tell if you have goalposts in your garden, but it's a sure bet they would have been moved.

[Dos_Box]

I was just searching for a funny cow pic to add to this thread and found this:

 

 

It's in Iceland apparently and was done by their first recognised sculpter Einar Jonsson.

I have no comment on this pic beyond: 'Seriously?'

[witch]

It's referencing a story from Norse mythology - a cow suckling a Giant, apparently