free780 Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 language agnostic - What is your best programmer joke? - Stack Overflow The java ones make me chuckle.
twin--turbo Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 The cobol one made me realy LOL... I did cobol at uni in 1992 never again!! Rob
6Foot2 Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 @mattx started a thread a while back: Link: http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/116917-programmers-wife.html You might like some of the replies there.
twin--turbo Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 not quite programming but from my own creation. Why did the logic chip go to the Gym to get some XORcise.
unixman_again Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 The cobol one made me realy LOL... I did cobol at uni in 1992 never again!! Rob I used to program in COBOL and I always included this statement ADD INSULT TO INJURY. in my programs. You could also PERFORM PLEASURABLE-ACT UNTIL COMPLETELY-SATISFIED. although I never did that in code, preferring to keep it for the physical world
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