Yes .. First Christmas Themed Joke out of the way ..

[soveryapt]

So, our ICT Coordinator is doing a project about developing a PowerPoint document for use in Food Tech to help the teacher show how to make Pizzas and stuff.

 

When she'd finished explaining the activity, I asked her why she's not making it a festive theme, so she went on a bit about it just being a generic activity, so I explained she could have added the Christmas special pizza on, she asked what I meant, I said the Good King Wenceslas pizza .. paused for effect (and the slightly puzzled face) before revealing "you know, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even" .. ba-dum-tsh!

 

[Earthling]

Very good.

 

 

 

Don't give up your day-job.

[soveryapt]

Don't give up your day-job.

 

But that is my day job, I just do the IT as a side thing ..

[sparkeh]

good work

[Garacesh]

I don't get it.

 

But I'm not a festive person, so that's to be expected

[bladedanny]

I don't get it.

 

But I'm not a festive person, so that's to be expected

 

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,

When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;

Brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel,

When a poor man came in sight, gath'ring winter fuel.

 

Good King Wenceslas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[APMerry]

I don't get it.

 

 

This :-P

[elsiegee40]

So, our ICT Coordinator is doing a project about developing a PowerPoint document for use in Food Tech to help the teacher show how to make Pizzas and stuff.

 

When she'd finished explaining the activity, I asked her why she's not making it a festive theme, so she went on a bit about it just being a generic activity, so I explained she could have added the Christmas special pizza on, she asked what I meant, I said the Good King Wenceslas pizza .. paused for effect (and the slightly puzzled face) before revealing "you know, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even" .. ba-dum-tsh!

 

Can we have the neg rep button back please ZeroHour?

 

[jinnantonnixx]

This is, after all, the season of pizza goodwill towards all. Edited December 2, 2013 by jinnantonnixx

[basicchannel]

Should have just said something like:

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep and crisp and even

 

Much better

[soveryapt]

Should have just said something like:

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep and crisp and even

 

Much better

 

Yeah, but it's more fun to reel them in a bit first .. lol ..

[unixman_again]

I'd just like to add Gouda Wheel to all.

[elsiegee40]

I'd just like to add Gouda Wheel to all.

I have a bad case of indigestion!

[6Foot2]

.. ba-dum-tsh!

 

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[jinnantonnixx]

I'd just like to add Gouda Wheel to all.

 

Let's not forget the baby cheeses. Babybells, DairyLees and so on.

Edited December 2, 2013 by jinnantonnixx

[6Foot2]

The Telegraph from 2007:

 

...This joke has been voted the worst Christmas cracker joke because it is almost too clever...

 

Link: Top ten worst Christmas cracker jokes ever - Telegraph