tech_guy Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Holy ****. I'm almost speechless. Let me guess the gender / ethnicity of the occupant(s).... ...and no, I'm not being non-pc here.
Little-Miss Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 I dont know whether i should be concerned about the amount of people that have pointed me to this house... It's hideous.... 10 points for effort though! 1
Sirbendy Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Our house had a dark purple hallway, very busy wallpaper, pink living room carpet, and hot pink latex-ish paint on the master bedroom walls, along with black gothic metal curtain poles, hot pink curtains of a fine mesh that provided less privacy than a kinky nightie, a heavy duty set of 4 speakers mounted on the walls and a TV VESA mount fitted above where the bed would have been judging by the carpet. The hall is now yellow Duracoat, the living room is "Mushroom" (or as I call it, 1970s Baxi Bermuda Beige, as it blends with the fire of that name beautifully), the carpet is now easy-care wood effect vinyl, and the bedroom has been redone in dark and light grey to minimise light bleed for the little one, the hardware has been junked, and the curtains given to DD as "dress up" material. I daren't ponder what that room, or indeed the neighbours have seen in the past!
Little-Miss Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Our house had a dark purple hallway, very busy wallpaper, pink living room carpet, and hot pink latex-ish paint on the master bedroom walls, along with black gothic metal curtain poles, hot pink curtains of a fine mesh that provided less privacy than a kinky nightie, a heavy duty set of 4 speakers mounted on the walls and a TV VESA mount fitted above where the bed would have been judging by the carpet. The hall is now yellow Duracoat, the living room is "Mushroom" (or as I call it, 1970s Baxi Bermuda Beige, as it blends with the fire of that name beautifully), the carpet is now easy-care wood effect vinyl, and the bedroom has been redone in dark and light grey to minimise light bleed for the little one, the hardware has been junked, and the curtains given to DD as "dress up" material. I daren't ponder what that room, or indeed the neighbours have seen in the past! When i first read this, i thought you were describing your decor....*gulps coffee*
X-13 Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 I daren't ponder what that room, or indeed the neighbours have seen in the past! [ATTACH=CONFIG]21570[/ATTACH].
Sirbendy Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Ye gods, no. It was one of those "you look at it all on your first 2 viewings making a mental list, and when you get the keys you go in fully loaded to deal" jobs. All sorted before we handed the keys to the rented cottage back - I'm afraid hot pink just isn't my thing..
X-13 Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 I'm afraid hot pink just isn't my thing.. Your thing isn't hot pink? If it was, I'd suggest seeing a doctor.
Hefferzzzz Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Looks a tad on the photoshopped side to me
tech_guy Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 I'd love to hack the description on the website. Something along the lines of 'ideal as a film set for the filming of adult movies....'
LosOjos Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Looks a tad on the photoshopped side to me Yeah, I bet the Nazi's did it. (sorry, thought we were playing "thread troll bingo" )
CHR1S Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Looks a tad on the photoshopped side to me Can you tell from the pixels?
Hefferzzzz Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Yeah, I bet the Nazi's did it. (sorry, thought we were playing "thread troll bingo" ) No, it was quite obviously them illegal immigrant types wot did it.
Garacesh Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Surely it was the jobless polish immigrant nazi-supporting racist bigots who celebrated Princess Diana's passing? (am I Daily Mail enough for this thread yet)
soveryapt Posted November 18, 2013 Author Posted November 18, 2013 Surely it was the jobless polish immigrant nazi-supporting racist bigots who celebrated Princess Diana's passing? (am I Daily Mail enough for this thread yet) You forgot to have a dig at the BBC .. go away, think about what you've done, and come back and try harder! Sheesh! lol ..
Garacesh Posted November 18, 2013 Posted November 18, 2013 Surely it was the jobless polish immigrant nazi-supporting racist bigots who celebrated Princess Diana's passing? (am I Daily Mail enough for this thread yet) Alright, alright, I think I got this.. Jobless polish immigrant nazi-supporting, BBC-loving racist bigots who celebrated Princess Diana's passing and turk err jerrbs!
soveryapt Posted November 18, 2013 Author Posted November 18, 2013 Alright, alright, I think I got this.. Jobless polish immigrant nazi-supporting, BBC-loving racist bigots who celebrated Princess Diana's passing and turk err jerrbs! That's better .. welcome to the thread .. lol ..
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