6Foot2 Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are." Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk." She said, "Yes you are." I said, "No I'm not." She said, "Can you tell the time?" I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not drunk."
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