[joke] The programmers Wife

[Martin]

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

None. It's a hardware problem.

 

...how many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

None. It's a software problem.

 

 

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[elsiegee40]

...how many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

None. It's a software problem.

 

 

mb

 

Hardware engineers never do what they are supposed to do... and then moan when the programmers start fixing the hardware in frustration

[6Foot2]

There are two kittens on a sloped roof.

 

Q: Which one slides off first?

 

A: The one with the lowest mew.

 

[mjs_mjs]

There are two kittens on a sloped roof.

 

Q: Which one slides off first?

 

A: The one with the lowest mew.

 

 

Easy now - slipping a physics/mechanics joke in...

[6Foot2]

How can you tell the difference between a Plumber and a Chemist?

 

Get them to pronounce unionised.