[joke] Two Thursday Morning Jokes

[6Foot2]

My friend hired an Eastern European cleaner. It took her all day to hoover the house.

 

Turns out she was a Slovak.

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Another friend suggested I get a patch to help me give up smoking.

 

What a waste of time: I still crave cigarettes and my now depth perception is all messed up!

 

Edited June 27, 2013 by 6Foot2
Correct thread title.

[Domino]

the...but...what?

 

 

WHAT DAY IS THIS?! WHAT YEAR!

[sparkeh]

Do we have to wait until tomorrow to read these?

[6Foot2]

Whoops! Corrected the thread title now. Not a 'normal' school day tomorrow [most pupils are offsite]

 

It appears I am in weekend mode already.