[pics] Great Chinglish Packaging :)

[Dos_Box]

My new KB for the Android mini-pc arrived yesterday, and rather funky it is too. I have no complaints whatsoever about how it works or performs. In fact you could say I'm very happy indeed with it.

What cheered me up no end was taking a look at the packaging after I'd set it up

 

Stare in awe-struck wonder as random words are thrown together and almost make sense:

 

 

Fear the random capitalisation!

 

 

Weep when you realise the random tech-jargon generator is not included in the packaging:

 

 

 

 

All-in-all, I'm very impressed with just how much use of Google Translate went into the production of this box

[elsiegee40]

A fine example of Babelfish at its best

[sted]

i can remember fitting a water cooler once that listed as contained parts screwey holeys

[sparkeh]

My Chinese Andriod Tablet came with this warning

For the smeared memory loss that is caused by product damage, repair or other causes of product damage, repair, the company is not responsible for it, so please follow the user's guide and timely backup.

[Dos_Box]

My Chinese Andriod Tablet came with this warning

 

That's almost a Haiku!

[tech_guy]

I purchased a chainsaw from Amazon (crazy I know - me with a chainsaw) only to find the instruction 'booklet' was a photocopied two-page confused set of manglish instructions. Not good when you are trying to assemble the blasted thing! I was "exhorted to the given safety procedures follow!" - none of which were listed but which I assume were mainly that I try not cut my own legs off with the thing.

[unixman_again]

In the 1980s, my Kawasaki GPZ1100 had air shockers and the instructions said "if the ride is too hard, press the air release a twinkle". I never did determine exactly how much "a twinkle" was.

[LosOjos]

it can be easier for to browse the web better

 

I feel a meme coming...

[CyberNerd]

This is my favorite

[Meldrew]

Ha ha.

 

A bit like this:

 

BBC News - E-mail error ends up on road sign

[gtg93]

Here's the packaging we got with a Chinese android tablet - they knew what they were saying I'm sure!

 

[sparkeh]

@gtg93 ok you win

[Dos_Box]

Here's the packaging we got with a Chinese android tablet - they knew what they were saying I'm sure!

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]17853[/ATTACH]

 

I should be taking delivery of my Ainol tablet this morning. I can't wait to see the packaging. Double entendres ahoy!

[gtg93]

I should be taking delivery of my Ainol tablet this morning.

 

The instruction manual's worth a read too! Not too bad a translation but there are some little phrases that made me chuckle.

 

[sted]

Here's the packaging we got with a Chinese android tablet - they knew what they were saying I'm sure!

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]17853[/ATTACH]

 

wouldnt tnhat be an android suppositry?

[sparkeh]

Bought some gas struts for a project.

[SpuffMonkey]

That's almost a Haiku!

 

Smeared memory loss

Is caused by product damage

Please timely backup...

[synaesthesia]

Shame the quality guarantee doesn't extend to the instructions

[Ketlane]

Our hotel room had a note on the window explaining that it could only be opened by oscillo beating. In France.....