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"You wont be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatables..."

 

"I gotta lilo."

 

:getmecoat:

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"You wont be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatables..."

 

"I gotta lilo."

 

:getmecoat:

 

You might get away with that. But it all deep-ends.

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Here's a real groaner....

 

Why do elephants have big ears?

'Cus Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

 

AAAhhhhhh maaaann! I've been struggling with whether to post that one for hours!!!

 

I come on with the intention of doing it and you've stolen my thunder!

 

Ok.... I shall return with something equally rubbish!!

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