Hehe, I also know the pain of rebooting via ssh and finding it doesnt come back up, or worse, uninstalling the network driver / bringing the interface down / killing the dhcpcd
I usually just google, i used to know a good site, cant remember the url, might be:
site: http://www.driverguide.com (or maybe .org)
username: drivers
password: all
dont know if that even exists anymore, but it was always the one passed around in forums years ago.
The good thing about unix based OSX is that there is much, much more open-source software for macs (or that can easily be ported), yeah, you'll need X11 and such.
when doing the query, add "LIMIT 0,20" to it, the 0 is the start, and the 20 is the number to get, have the script change the first number accordingly, simple
Yeah, some of weird al's stuff is hilarious, another funny band is amateur transplants, free download (link: http://www.amateurtransplants.com) (Nothing at all and London underground being the two best songs there IMHO (downloading the latest one now)).