@ ninjabeaver
Good thought, but I can assure you my capacity to consume chocolate far outstrips the Aculaser's appetite for toner, and frankly that's quite a lot ..... Consumption (of chocolate) increased significantly today as a result of carefully lifting Deskjet 970 Cxi to access serial no. on the bottom only to find myself now sporting a rather fetching BLACK INK tye-die effect pattern all over pale pink jumper. Admin. officer, and user of rogue printer, responded - "If you'd asked me, I would have told you it does that." Gee, thanks .......
Never mind the low toner supplies, send even MORE chocolate ....soon ...