[joke] The first Olympic joke

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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

 

 

 

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

 

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate." McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

 

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder." Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

 

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.“O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing."