London fire brigade outsources 999 control centre to Capita.

[jinnantonnixx]

It's like shooting fish, isn't it.

 

I could make a cheap joke, something like 'incorrect COMBUST.INI file', but I won't.

[Achandler]

I'm going to believe this is must be a direct attempt to move people out of London. Less people will live there is if the chance of your house burning down increases 10x.

 

Thus creating welth across the whole country, I didnt actually think London had any water to put out fires anyway