[joke] MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:

[laserblazer]

ATD - at the doctor.

BFF - best friend fell.

BTW -bring the wheelchair .

BYOT - bring your own teeth.

FWIW - forgot where I was.

GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA - got heartburn again.

IMHO - is my hearing aid on?

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

IPM- I pooped myself.

OMMR - on my massage recliner.

ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

[creese]

I may start using No.6, even if I have another 12 years charge on it yet.

 

Not sure about FWIW... it's more FWICHF Forgot What I Came Here For.

[Pyroman]

I like my stepfathers line:

 

"I'm having a Craft moment"

"what's a craft moment?"

"Can't remember a F***ing thing"