[joke] The US Recession is biting

[laserblazer]

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

 

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

 

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

 

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

 

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

 

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

 

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

 

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

 

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

 

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

 

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

 

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

 

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.