[joke] Wednesday's Friday Joke

[Fatmas]

I'm not in for the next two days so have your weekly chuckle early!:

 

 

I would never date a Libyan girl…

…They’re revolting.

 

*crickets*

[laserblazer]

That's the nearest I've got to the neg rep button

[Fatmas]

That's the nearest I've got to the neg rep button

 

Boo. :-)

[laserblazer]

A guy goes to his doctor.

 

"Doctor I keep thinking I'm a horse!" he exclaims.

 

The doctor examines him and says'

 

"Umm, this is a very strange condition and I think you need specialist help. I know a very good consultant but he doesn't come cheap I'm afraid."

 

"That's ok," replies the patient. "Money's no object. I won the Grand National last week."

[Fatmas]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.

It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.