JJonas Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face That one was from my daughter aged 5. Its her first joke.
anothernickname Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Along a similar line; How do you get pikachu on a bus? Pokemon
LiamH Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was a salted. Doctors tell us that there are over 7 million people overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.. A man was in an elevator, and the operator kept calling him, 'son'. So the man said, 'why do you keep calling me son? You're not my father!' And the operator replied, 'I brought you up, didn't I?'
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