Lettuce Head

[sonofsanta]

BBC News - Hampshire police release 'lettuce' e-fit of suspect

 

God bless public IT looks like the crappy MS Paint work Year 7's do when skiving on a computer...

[tech_guy]

"Police have admitted having technical issues after releasing an e-fit of a burglary suspect which looks like a man wearing a lettuce...."

 

"Police said they were waiting for a software upgrade to improve the quality of hair in future e-fits...."

 

"The suspect had asked the woman for money for gardening work but stole £60 from her handbag...."

 

I guess that Police have nothing more to go on cos this sort of crime is just the tip of the iceberg....

Edited September 21, 2010 by tech_guy

[Rydra]

Haven't you watched Jonny English?

 

It includes orange too, and banana shaped scar's. And of course eye patches.

[K.C.Leblanc]

"Police said they were waiting for a software upgrade to improve the quality of hair in future e-fits.

 

 

 

PMSL!

 

I'm going to wait for that upgrade, and then I'm going to run around stealing stuff with a lettuce on my head.

[sonofsanta]

I guess that Police have nothing more to go on cos this sort of crime is just the tip of the iceberg....

 

Ouch... that was painful. I might have to ask you to leaf this thread now please.

 

 

 

...sorry...

[andyturpie]

Watch out for that iceberg!

[andyturpie]

Hes on the run, last seen Romaine in the Glomain.

[andyturpie]

Now hot in his trail he's busy duck-endive-n

[andyturpie]

...well I was given a red tip-off

[timzim]

I won't contribute to this thread Cos I can't think of anything suitable...

[Rydra]

Stop making a MEAL out of these terrible jokes.