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Lol, that's hilarious. Trouble is that's the stuff I search for all the time on Google....

 

:eek:

 

Why do you think I posted it ? Because you are a dirty boy with a odd fascination on Lady Boy Ga Ga Ga Do Do Do, all I want to say to you.

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When I'm Cleaning Windows

George Formby

- written by George Formby, Harry Gifford and Frederick E. Cliffe

- as recorded September 27, 1936 by George Formby (1904-1961)

 

Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob

For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job

 

Now it's a job that just suits me

A window cleaner you would be

If you can see what I can see

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

Honeymoonin' couples too

You should see them bill 'n coo

You'd be surprised at things they do

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

In my profession I'll work hard

But I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinkin' ladder

Till I get right to the top

 

The blushin' bride, she looks divine

The bridegroom he is doin' fine

I'd rather have his job than mine

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

The chambermaids' sweet names I call

It's a wonder I don't fall

My mind's not on my work at all

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

I know a fella, such a swell

He has a thirst, that's plain to tell

I've seen him drink his bath as well

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

Oh, in my profession I'll work hard

But I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinkin' ladder

Till I get right to the top

 

Pyjamas lyin' side by side

Ladies nighties I have spied

I've often seen what goes inside

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

------ banjo ------

 

Now there's a famous talkie queen

She looks a flapper on the screen

She's more like eightie than eighteen

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

She pulls her hair all down behind

Then pulls down her... never mind

And after that pulls down the blind

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

In my profession I'll work hard

But I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinkin' ladder

Till I get right to the top

 

An old maid walks around the floor

She's so fed up, one day I'm sure

She'll drag me in and lock the door

When I'm cleanin' windows

 

When I'm cleanin' windows

Posted

Er war ein Punker

Und er lebte in der großen Stadt

Es war Wien, war Vienna

Wo er alles tat

Er hatte Schulden denn er trank

Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen

Und jede rief:

Come on and rock me Amadeus

 

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus

Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Posted

Ich geh' mit Dir wohin Du willst

Auch bis ans Ende dieser Welt

Am Meer, am Strand, wo Sonne scheint

Will ich mit Dir alleine sein

 

Komm geh' mit mir den Leuchtturm 'rauf

Wir können die Welt von oben seh'n

Ein U-Boot holt uns dann hier raus

Und Du bist der Kapitän

 

Geh'n wir an Bord und fahren mit

Ich tauch den Fischen hinterher

Mach' alle Türen zu und los

Vertreiben wir uns die Zeit im Meer

 

Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

 

Hey halt Dich fest, das U-boot taucht

Gleich wird die Sonne untergeh'n

Ich glaub wir sind schon ziemlich weit

Ich kann den Leuchtturm nicht mehr sehn

 

Ich geh' mit Dir wohin Du willst

Auch bis ans Ende dieser Welt

Am Meer, am Strand, wo Sonne scheint

Will ich mit Dir alleine sein

 

Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

 

Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

Posted

99 Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All

Darum schickte ein General

Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher

Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war

Dabei war da am Horizont

Nur 99 Luftballons

Guest theeldergeek
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Very funny slant on nostalgia that, love it. Nice find :D

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