[news] Nursery Rhymes won't die out if we keep them updated.

[mattx]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

 

It's Raining, It's Pouring

Of course...it's Global Warming.

 

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties.

He can't keep his heart rate down

And she's got diabetes.

 

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

Between two chunks of bread.

 

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

[elsiegee40]

Major giggles from me and son!

[maniac]

Very good

[PiqueABoo]

Reminded of the quite old now politically correct fairy tale book I've got somewhere on the shelves. The Little Red Riding Hood from that is here.

[leco]

Thanks both I needed the chuckles