[joke] The English Language: Some Definitions

6Foot2 · January 24, 2010

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with

Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots

Paradox \par'-u-doks\: two physicians

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with

Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six

Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official

witch · January 24, 2010

I love these sorts of things - Especially on 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'

GrumbleDook · January 24, 2010

Spent too long on some IRC channels doing this.

I'm just listening to ISAHC volumes 9-11 whilst doing some work too ... talk about coincidence.

theriver · January 24, 2010

Is it my imagination, or did we see a lot less of Samantha this series?

GrumbleDook · January 24, 2010

Is it my imagination, or did we see a lot less of Samantha this series?

Yes ... I could not see as much of Samantha as normal as they have her wearing longer skirts.

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