[joke] What Is The Difference...

[6Foot2]

What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

 

Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood. [Again]

[sippo]

Tiger made a poor choice...He should've used a driver.

 

I hear Tiger's wife has improved his game...She made him a true scratch golfer.

 

Tiger's been dropped by Gillette after admitting his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

 

How can Tiger Wood's be the world's best golfer? He couldn't eevn avoid a water hazard that was in front of him.

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning ?

The went clubbing.