School Cannibals

[RobC]

A School recently hired several cannibals.

 

"You are all part of our team now," said the Head Teacher during their welcoming Briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the kids or any member of staff."

 

The cannibals promised they would not.

 

Four weeks later, the Head Teacher remarked "you’re all working very hard, and I am satisfied with you. However, one of our Technicians has disappeared. Do any of you know what has happened to them?”

 

After the Head teacher had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Technician?"

 

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued

"“You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating the Senior Management Team and no one has noticed anything, but noooooo, you had go and eat someone who actually does something!"

[MkII]

hehe! - Dare I post that on the staff room notice board :twisted:

[mrtechsystems]

No but I will lol nice to be back to the forum