Sledgehammer

[ICT_GUY]

Anyone remember the series Sledgehammer form the mid 80's? Absolutely bonkers cop comedy with a politically incorrect main character,

 

I just watched the first episode of the second season. It took me right back to my misspent youth.

 

Dori: Oh, Sledge, you don't honestly believe the networks are trying to turn people into mindless automotons, do you?

Sledge Hammer: Haven't you ever seen Matlock?

 

Dori: Sorry to interrupt you, Captain.

Sledge Hammer: Just wanted to cheer you up.

Captain Trunk: That's impossible. This is the worst day of my life.

Sledge Hammer: Now you see right there, you're wrong. You've said many times that the worst day of your life was the day I joined the force.

[Trunk looks at Hammer]

Sledge Hammer: Now you feel better?

Captain Trunk: Yes.

 

Captain Trunk: Hammer, I'm amazed that you were able to hold out against their brainwashing.

Sledge Hammer: Well, it was easy, sir. I simply thought about one thing.

Captain Trunk: What was that?

Sledge Hammer: Well, who's always close to my side? Someone I'm afraid I've been neglecting lately. Someone for whom I've never been able to express my true feelings.

[Dori blushes and smiles as Hammer looks at her]

Sledge Hammer: Someone who's beautiful. Sleek. Attractive. I think it's obvious who I'm talking about, sir.

Dori: Oh, Sledge, stop!

Sledge Hammer: [Pulls out gun] My gun.

[kearton]

Thanks. Now I feel old...