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Ok with OFSTED due in here next week, jsut wondering what kind of requests you lot get from teachers?

 

I get the whole range of stupid, annoying, bizzare, etc

 

like:

 

"No Ink" :confused:

"Internet Is down"

"Printer really Slow"

"PC not working"

 

What crackers do you guys get?

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Best one I got was...

 

We need everything working so can you be on call if we hit any problems...

 

.. But you can't come into school

 

 

Erm... and I will manage this little trick how exactly??... Out of body experience it is then! :hand::getmecoat:

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Best one I got was...

 

 

 

 

Erm... and I will manage this little trick how exactly??... Out of body experience it is then! :hand::getmecoat:

 

Why did they not want you in school

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Two great ones from memory...

 

Teacher: 'You will make sure the Internet is working, won't you?'

Me: 'I can make sure our side of it is. I can't guarantee anything our service providers do'

Teacher: 'Don't they know it's OFSTED?'

Me: 'I doubt they've been informed, no. But even if they had, the presence of OFSTED doesn't make hardware or cable any more reliable.'

Teacher: 'How long will it be off if it does go off?'

Me: 'I have no idea. My ESP class was cancelled'

 

 

Teacher: 'Make sure you're available if we get a problem'

Me: 'There are three of us, 100 of you, 1500 kids, 600 computers...you do the math'

 

And yes, she was a Maths teacher.

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