[joke] Bad Car Accident

[Ryan]

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

 

The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now

you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the

motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be

OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm going to break it to you as

gently as I can. Your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable

to find it.'

 

The bloke groans but the doctor goes on, 'We've checked

your insurance and you've actually got £9,000 compensation coming to you

and the good news is that we have the technology now to build you a new

willy that will work just as well as your old one, better in fact. But the

thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It is one thousand pounds an inch.'

 

The bloke perks up a bit at this. 'So it's a simple

decision,' the doctor says, "you need to decide how many inches you want.

But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had

a five inch willy before and you decide to go for a nine inch willy now,

she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine incher before and you

decide only to invest in a five incher now, she might be a bit

disappointed. So it's important that you consult with her to help you make

the decision.'

 

So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife.

 

The doctor comes back the next day. 'So' he says, 'have you spoken with

your wife?'

 

'I have.' says the chap.

 

'And has she helped you to make the decision?'

 

'Yes, she has' he says.

 

'And what is the decision?' asks the doctor.

 

 

'We're having a new kitchen.'