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Dying Light - Bargain Price! only £25000.00


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Yes, that’s a quarter of a million pounds.

 

To quote from the press release verbatim:

 

“Finally, for those looking to take Zombie protection to the next level, GAME and Techland are also offering a unique and exclusive ‘Zombie Home Edition’. For £250,000, your house can be apocalypse-proofed, including barbed wire surround, a console and copy of the game to play in true safety. The price includes a trip to Poland to meet the Dying Light development team who’ll help improve your Zombie fighting skills with their own Zombie Consultant and parkour lessons.”

 

Make of that what you will. But it’s probably worth mentioning that £125,000 version of Grid 2 Codemasters announced in 2013. That remains unsold, incidentally (UPDATE 1: It appears that may not in fact be the case).

 

GAME has also confirmed that it will be running over 40 midnight launches for the physical release of Dying Light (the digital version came out last month).

 

UPDATE 2: Here's the full blurb for the Zombie Home Edition, which according to Techland is actually called the My Apocalypse Collectors Edition:

 

The centerpiece of this one-of-a-kind edition is a fortified zombie apocalypse-proofed house that will be built to order by UK-based Tiger Log Cabins. The house comes fully equipped with all live-in amenities and also includes an upper deck with vantage points and an escape hatch, arsenal storage for weaponry, and of course a living area with TV, Xbox One, and the latest sound system to play Dying Light on.

 

The “My Apocalypse” Collectors Edition will also include zombie survival-focused parkour lessons from Ampisound, custom merchandise and additional in-game perks that will let you kill time while the world around you mercilessly falls into zombie anarchy.

 

The Dying Light “My Apocalypse” Collectors Edition contains:

 

· Custom built Dying Light Zombie Home by Tiger Log Cabins

· Zombie avoidance parkour lessons with Ampisound, the team behind the internet smash Dying Light Parkour POV video

· Be The Zombie match with devs where you win so you can brag to your friends how “leet” you are

· Trip to Techland in Wroclaw, Poland, to meet the dev team and party with Steve the Zombie Consultant

· Your face skinned onto your Night Hunter character model

· Dying Light branded night vision goggles + adult diapers for the night portions of the game

· x4 signed Steelbox editions of Dying Light

· x2 Top of the line Razer Tiamat headphones

· Human sized Volatile figurine to use as a deterrent on human raiders

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I don't care what all you lot say, who'll be the one laughing when the apocalypse comes and I have my very own "Custom Built Zombie Proof Shelter" me that's who.

 

It looks like it'd be blown away in the wind.. :bowl:

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who'll be the one laughing when the apocalypse comes and I have my very own "Custom Built Zombie Proof Shelter" me that's who.

 

And me.

 

Because I'm going north.

 

Zambamboes don't work in the cold, no body heat.

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Now you're speaking my language :D Stick it out on my balcony and see how many people freak out..

 

Sod that - roll it up to a neighbour's window in the middle of the night and wait for the screams.

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Sod that - roll it up to a neighbour's window in the middle of the night and wait for the screams.

 

..... Stick it on my neighbours balcony? :D (Me and next door's house were built in tandem and thus have the same building layout.. The balconies are all overlooked by the master bedroom, which is full floor-to-ceiling windows)

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Adult diapers? Really? :puke:

 

Yeah, aparently it's a common for soldiers to soil themselves during their first expereince of combat from what i've heard. Just saying.

 

:p

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