tech_guy Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Unbelievable: BBC News - Woman dials 999 over ice cream sprinkles row
synaesthesia Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Some people. How anyone could think that was even a "little bit" of an emergency I'll never know. But we all know that woman is not alone, plenty of people have made absolutely crap calls, and they really seem oblivious to the world outside of their snack issues.
tmcd35 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 The attending officer was later heard to comment he thought the womans complaint was a little "flakey" 2
Miscbrah Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 The attending officer was later heard to comment he thought the womans complaint was a little "flakey" I will find you and I will get you.
rich_tech Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Should be a £1000 fine for phoning up for daft things like this I think 2
tmcd35 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I will find you and I will get you. Aw, don't be like that - I've got another 99...(or 999 as the case may be ) 1
Garacesh Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 The attending officer was later heard to comment he thought the womans complaint was a little "flakey" Aw, don't be like that - I've got another 99...(or 999 as the case may be ) We're doing this again, are we? You're going to whip up a bit of a storm. Might even see some Twisters. 2
SiliconAlley_Sam Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 The police should just have had a Whip(py) around to get her a fresh one. That would have been Fab. 2
jinnantonnixx Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 (edited) Gah! I scream at the idiocy of this. Edited June 4, 2014 by jinnantonnixx 2
Garacesh Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 This lady seems like a bit of a Screwball, if you ask me. 2
SiliconAlley_Sam Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I heard they had to cone off the whole area. 4
Popular Post unixman_again Posted June 4, 2014 Popular Post Posted June 4, 2014 Did this happen on a sundae? 5
SiliconAlley_Sam Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Did this happen on a sundae? It did, there were hundreds and thousands of people caught up in it too. 3
Garacesh Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 You're all terrible. I might have to split from this thread before things go down a rocky road. Did the media get the scoop on this yet? 2
synaesthesia Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Groaning so much here the class next door think we're watching blue movies! 3
tmcd35 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Gawd what have I started? You might say I lit a Rocket under this thread. You've all made a meal of these puns - a Feast even. 1
CAM Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I Cornetto believe you guys are not taking this whole sorbet incident seriously! 2
unixman_again Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I have it on good authority the two policemen who saw her were Ben and Jerry. 1
tmcd35 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I don't see Wall's the fuss about. You don't? It's a serious matter! The fuzz could've been needed to respond to a real emergancy like - a milk maid stuck in a haunted house. (we should really stop now!) 1
SiliconAlley_Sam Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I have it on good authority the two policemen who saw her were Ben and Jerry. Don't get me started on that Jerry, he's a tough Cookie Doughn't mess with him. 1
Garacesh Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Forget Jerry! It's that Ben I'm more bothered about. He's as crooked as they come. Framed me, he did. When I see him, he's gonna be phish food!
SiliconAlley_Sam Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Forget Jerry! It's that Ben I'm more bothered about. He's as crooked as they come. Framed me, he did. When I see him, he's gonna be phish food! Oh yeah Ben, he's a right Vermonster. (Casually stealing B&Js ready made puns) 1
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