X-13 Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 [ATTACH=CONFIG]22902[/ATTACH] goddamn minimum text.... A fullstop is all you need. 6 characters minimum, image reference number counts as 5. 1
featured_spectre Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 No time to read this thread... Too busy giving detention to the kids holding roses at work. If they have thorns, make sure the kids have a good solid grip on the rose stem.
Garacesh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Fair bit of that here, too. I overheard a girl earlier: "Ow, this rose you have me has a staple in it! Wait.. that's not a staple. Why's my rose got spikes in it?!" She also went on to proclaim "What do you even do with roses?" I despair for humanity.
X-13 Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Fair bit of that here, too. I overheard a girl earlier: "Ow, this rose you have me has a staple in it! Wait.. that's not a staple. Why's my rose got spikes in it?!" She also went on to proclaim "What do you even do with roses?" I despair for humanity. To be fair, she has a point. A rose [by any other name] is pretty much useless.
Garacesh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 The answer, though, is fairly obvious. Put it in a vase. Or a bin, depending on your opinion of the person that gave it to you.
LosOjos Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Went to watch my daughter (10) in a school play this morning. Afterwards she came over to tell us (quite disgusted) that some boy had left a card in her desk with no name in it. I gave her a hug and told her she was right to shun the boys 1
unixman_again Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Omelet du fromage. Gosh that takes me back! Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1978) - YouTube (14-16 mins in)
witch Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 I think @sonofsanta wins the valentine's day competition. My children have never sorted out a meal for mrwITch and I, and they are 21,23 and 25!! Your daughter is a star! 1
sfarmilo Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Valentines day.... Damn I forgot to get myself a girlfriend again... 1
LosOjos Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Valentines day.... Damn I forgot to get myself a girlfriend again... www.bridesovernight.com - order before 4pm for guaranteed next day delivery! [NOTE: may or may not be an actual website, don't suggest you click the link anyway...] [EDIT: 1 and 1 own the domain, EG's scraper hilariously informed me ]
X-13 Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Gosh that takes me back! Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1978) - YouTube (14-16 mins in) Less high-brow than that I'm afraid.. [if Steve Martin can be considered high-brow] The Big Cheese - Dexter's Laboratory Wiki
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