[joke] Some Humour For A Cold Monday Morning...

[6Foot2]

My boss called the office together this morning to show us where all of the power sockets are.

 

I hate power point presentations.

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I have just seen an advert in the window the newsagents. It said Accountant needed: £ 35,000 - £ 40,000.

 

So I called to say that the answer was -£ 5,000.

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My parrot broke his leg today so I made him a splint out of a matchstick.

 

You should have seen little his face light up when he tried to walk!

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Edited March 11, 2013 by 6Foot2
Correct spelling mistake in thread title.