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FINALLY platinumed MotoGP15, for a current total of 70. Fun, but the online split race mode is annoying. (The track is split into 8 sectors - each 'owned' by whoever does it in the quickest time, after a set time the winner is the player that 'owns' the most sections. Easy concept - but with the calibre of online players, it can be really hard to gain even a single section - let alone the most)

Why did the criminal refuse to sit in the comfy chair? He was resisting a rest! I'll go now

Well you need to start with that packet on the desk - I suggest tea to help with that.

Well as long as it all stays civil this time - no one needs to be getting their claus out.

Looks like the barman hasn't got any door wedges - and is having to keep it ajar with a stool.

A dung beetle walked into a bar... "Is anyone using this stool?" He asked.

I refuse to take that as positive criticism - you can't just make throw-away comments like that.

A student on detention said he didn't know how to tidy litter. I told him he'd pick it up as he went.

This I'm fine with - not too much a fan of Marmite anyway. Now, this concerns me - certainly as their fruity sauce is some of the best you can put on a bacon butty.

Of course they don't - they don't wear shoes! Sent from my HTC One_M8 using EduGeek mobile app

It's like the Daleks and Dark Souls had a giant weapon-toting baby. Dalek Souls, anyone?

Based on the strength of Exploding Kittens (a friend of mine has the version that the box meows when opened) - this is definitely worth a look.

Holy burned laptop, Batman! I hope you didn't swear - remember, keep it PG.

I can also state that a laptop that has had Bailey's (other Irish Creme drinks are also available) spilled in it and warmed smells absolutely terrible - seriously, worse than milk (which I've also had) or wine (far too often an occurence for my liking). I've ALSO had a staff laptop ran over.

Off in the Ghost thread Strange things are documented Who ya gonna call?

I have both my email and SMS notifications set as soundbites from C&C stating "Incoming Transmission" EVA for SMS, CABAL for email. Oh, and the "FFX cut scene where we first see Tidus play Blitzball / Jecht fight music" as the ringtone.

Hey! Listen!

Didn't the Beach Boys do a song about his holidays? Sir F in U.S.A?

Escort missions are the bane of all existence. "Protect %thing%", the mission brief says - then proceeds to practically ignore you with all assets attacking your objective. They take heavy losses, but still blat your charge.

Are you surprised? Have you herd his puns?

Have you moved to this from pins then? (I'd call you an ex-pinhead, but that doesn't sound very nice!)

Of course - if you were planning an ambush, you'd have needed Sir Prise instead.

Lets not all forget that not-so-great military leader, Sir Render.

...and we don't talk about Sir Cumcise.

Remember the days When Daleks were defeated Simply with some stairs?