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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's

 

funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me

 

out!"

 

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters

 

"Too late pal, the paper-work's already done" Blessed be the Lord, Amen

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