What is this?!

[pooley]

Spill some blood over it, see if a genie appears!

 

Also does it has flavour?

 

That wont work, needs to rubbed against a nubile virg.. i'll just get my coat

[Flatpackhamster]

Moby Phone Holder Pad | Printed Phone Holders | Promotional Merchandise

 

That website claims that this product makes it 'look like the phone is floating'.

 

Not unless they've radically redefined the definition of floating it doesn't.