tech_guy Posted March 27, 2010 Posted March 27, 2010 HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Create a new file on your computer. 2. Name it "David Cameron" 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of “David Cameron”? 6. Firmly Click "Yes" 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nick Clegg, and the day after that, Gordon Brown...
Domino Posted March 27, 2010 Posted March 27, 2010 Surely you'd want to start with Nick Griffin? He might be too big for the recycle bin though...... 2
tech_guy Posted March 27, 2010 Author Posted March 27, 2010 Lol, I'd forgotten about that insignificant lump of lard!
synaesthesia Posted March 27, 2010 Posted March 27, 2010 Could always stop beating around the bush and just called it "Politicians" 1
Chuckster Posted March 27, 2010 Posted March 27, 2010 I say throw them all in a cesspool of cow dung and watch them rot. 1
AyatollahPies Posted March 27, 2010 Posted March 27, 2010 What a waste of good cow dung though.... Aye, 'tis the sowing season so that cow dung is needed for my veg patch.
tech_guy Posted March 27, 2010 Author Posted March 27, 2010 ....my veg patch. Is that your pet name for the Green Party?
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