How you can tell Santa is a systems administrator

[dirtydog]

How you can tell that Santa is really a Systems Administrator

- Santa is large, bearded and dresses funny.

- When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you want are slim.

- Santa seldom answers your mail.

- When you ask Santa where he got his stuff, he says "Elves make it for me."

- Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

- Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.

- Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

- Santa laughs entirely too much.

- Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.

- Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence

 

Hope you all have a great Christmas.

Tim