cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 It's not difficult to Make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8.. an electrician 9.. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes And Now.................... HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. And lots of beer.
cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Posted May 22, 2008 Nope - an unlimited supply of chocolate will do Would a chocolate fireman score on two points or would it lose a point for being useless?
elsiegee40 Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Would a chocolate fireman score on two points or would it lose a point for being useless? Don't complicate things! I go for simplicity - now where's that chocolate?
cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Posted May 22, 2008 (edited) Don't complicate things! I go for simplicity - now where's that chocolate? Hahaha have you seen the website Pimp That Snack (an RM engineer gave us the link to that website when he was sorting out our RAID, site address is best thing we got from RM in my opinion) Giant versions of sweets and chocolate bars etc Edited May 22, 2008 by cl0n3
Joanne Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 so many things in that list that I do in our house... eg/ I am le chef and I am the exterminator... Pete won't touch a spider with a barge pole...
cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Posted May 22, 2008 so many things in that list that I do in our house... eg/ I am le chef and I am the exterminator... Pete won't touch a spider with a barge pole... Teach him a lesson, put a spider you catch as the topping of a meal you prepare
cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Posted May 22, 2008 uck no... poor spider-ider.... It'll be alright living on top of a salad, be like living on an island of food
Joanne Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 still kinda make me feel sick, even though it wasn't me eating it :-S
Andrew_C Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 It'll be alright living on top of a salad, be like living on an island of foodSince when did spiders eat salad? Flies, or, if particularly large, birds. Oh, and wasps!
cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Posted May 22, 2008 Since when did spiders eat salad? Flies, or, if particularly large, birds. Oh, and wasps! Who knows what Joanne makes her salads from Joanne, If it makes you feel sick thinking about Pete eating it, think how he will feel and also may make him cook more often
Joanne Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 I let him cook once.... he boiled the parsnips (that were frozen and said roast parsnips on the front). When he 'cooks' we usually get KFC...
cl0n3 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Posted May 22, 2008 I let him cook once.... he boiled the parsnips (that were frozen and said roast parsnips on the front). When he 'cooks' we usually get KFC... Fool, he didn't think to microwave them
Joanne Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 he was boiling some other veg and so he chucked them in too... I'm teaching him... slowly!! He just needs to confidence really.
Pete10141748 Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. And lots of beer any 1 of those 3 things would please me! lol
Elky Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 I do all the cooking in my house. Well, apart from jacket potatos cos thats about the best of her ability bless
Lee_K_81 Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 I do all the cooking, but she does a fantastic take away.
Joanne Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 I don't understand how people can't cook... it's so easy!
Elky Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 I love it. Do all my own curries - Indian, Thai etc all from scratch, making my own pastes and stuff. The kitchen is my domain!
cl0n3 Posted May 23, 2008 Author Posted May 23, 2008 I don't understand how people can't cook... it's so easy! Just pop the food in microwave and get it nuked until it no longer looks alive, easy!
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