The Salesman's Perfect Recipe for Milking GDPR (Scaremongering stories)

[free780]

Is it encrypted (with coffee)?

 

This is the best thread I've started.

[GrumbleDook]

What's the retention period for the tea once you've drunk it?!

 

More importantly, what is the retention period for the tea and what happens as you process it?

[GrumbleDook]

I work for the ICO and we get loads of calls from companies trying to sell us stuff to make us "GDPR compliant"

 

I've had a few LinkedIn messages like that ... including one that wanted to sell us a portal (aimed at SMEs and marketing firms) to help schools with GDPR compliance as it recorded consent for everything from the kids ... as consent is the main thing schools need to worry about. They then couldn't explain the difference between a public authority and a Supervisory Authority.

[enjay]

More importantly, what is the retention period for the tea and what happens as you process it?

 

Processing is internal so no third parties involved. Disposal is handled under WEEE Directives...

[synaesthesia]

Processing is internal so no third parties involved. Disposal is handled under WEEE Directives...

 

Argh beaten to the punch!

[Bedders]

Is my cup of tea GDPR compliant?

 

Why do you have the cup of tea in the first place?