What NOT to do before Christmas

[SimpleSi]

As we reach another year end - may I re-post my advice I give out every year to stressed workers in schools.

 

DO NOT cause an accident to befall (or any other negative activity) the plonker that you are forced to work with or for, before the end of term.

 

We all agree with you that they deserve it but please read on.

 

The reason for this advice is not to stop you from doing it, but you will probably act in haste and due to your own tiredness, will not have thought through the proper procedures to get away with it!

 

Instead, direct your frustration towards a fantastic plan to be executed (literally) in the New Year.

 

Go into detailed planning and make sure you plan to cover your tracks VERY thoroughly.

 

This is way, you can spend the rest of the term gleefully anticipating the demise of your nemesis and sure in the knowledge that you won't be caught.

 

Now if it so transpires, that over the course of the Christmas holiday, as the days go by, and your mind turns away from work and more towards peace and goodwill to all, that your determination to get rid of them wanes.

 

By New Years Eve, you probably won't even remember them.

 

So, when you return to work in January, you be be re-vitalised and able to do another term.

 

IF, on the other hand, your have not relaxed, then of course you have the satisfaction of knowing that you have a fool-proof plan to fall back on

 

Simon

Merry Christmas

Edited December 14, 2015 by SimpleSi