I'm a child

[bladedanny]

They're doing space this term and I'm here in my office grinning and surpressing laughs as they write and discuss paragraphs about Uranus. Edited October 13, 2015 by bladedanny

[sted]

wasn't it named urectum to stop that joke?

[stitch]

wasn't it named urectum to stop that joke?

 

Not until the year 2620

[CAM]

I'd make a pun about landing on Uranus with a big exploratory drill, but Uranus is nothing but gas.

[bald_pig]

[Pyroman]

I'm STILL annoyed Pluto got demoted . I heard the other day "there are 8 planets in the Solar System" and it took me a while to work it out Edited October 13, 2015 by Pyroman

[bladedanny]

I'm STILL annoyed Pluto got demoted . I heard the other day "there are 8 planets in the Solar System" and it took me a while to work it out

 

"My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming"

 

Naming What!!! Naming What!!!

[Garacesh]

"My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming"

See, I never remembered that one, because it makes too much sense.

But I had a poster of the solar system when I was a kid, upon which was emblazoned "Mexican Vultures Enjoy Making Jam Sauce Using New Plums"... Never will I forget that phrase because it's so ridiculously stupid xD

Edited October 13, 2015 by Garacesh

[bald_pig]

See, I never remembered that one, because it makes too much sense.

But I had a poster of the solar system when I was a kid, which emblazoned upon was "Mexican Vultures Enjoy Making Jam Sauce Using New Plums"... Never will I forget that phrase because it's so ridiculously stupid xD

 

I'll never forget my groups mnemonic for the OSI 7 layer model...

 

Aaron Penetrates Sheep, Therefore Needs D*ck Protection

[Garacesh]

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You win.

[unixman_again]

Black Ba£&@ds Rap3 Our Young Girls But Violet Goes Willingly for Gold & Silver - your resistor colour codes (none to PC these days but "acceptable" when I learned it in the 1960s) Edited October 13, 2015 by robk
Removed key words to avoid filters....

[robk]

MOD note

 

Please try to keep these clean, this is not btrd so is available to your year 5s from Google.....

 

Personally that's how I remember the last two as well....

[Patrick]

Water on Mars. What's next, a crack in Uranus?

[bladedanny]

Water on Mars. What's next, a crack in Uranus?

 

Not sure about a crack but I've heard Uranus is full of gas.

[Love_Sausage]

Reminds me of the time I convinced my three year old son that the toy Jeep he had from Fireman Sam was called Uranus (all the vehicles are named after planets). How my wife laughed as he shouted "I WANT URANUS" again and again in a crowded Doctors waiting room. I'm not allowed to do that anymore.