Dealing with Cold Calls -'Taken' Technique

[flyinghaggis]

Arrrrgh, utterly fed up with cold calls at work but I think Liam has provided the answer! The next time someone cold calls here's what to reply with (preferably in a gruff Irish accent) :-

 

 

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to sell me something I can tell you I don't have any budget left, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop calling me now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will report you to the TPS."

 

[Wubbalubbadub]

Arrrrgh, utterly fed up with cold calls at work but I think Liam has provided the answer! The next time someone cold calls here's what to reply with (preferably in a gruff Irish accent) :-

 

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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to sell me something I can tell you I don't have any budget left, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop calling me now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will report you to the TPS."

 

 

Day Made!