[website] London Pigeons

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...Reports have reached us of gangs of pigeons mugging people for their food. All of these reports have been about fast food, leading us to believe that these foods have become addictive to some pigeons and that they are prepared to do anything to get their next hit. If you are outside with some fast food (in particular pizza which as demonstrated above is their favourite food) please exercise caution! It is hoped that the government will do a public information campaign to warn people of this danger and that the pigeons can be weaned off their addiction by feeding them increasingly smaller portions of pizza until they can go without...