Fatmas Posted June 3, 2011 Report Posted June 3, 2011 Bonus joke for the scientists: Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
aerospacemango Posted June 3, 2011 Report Posted June 3, 2011 I persuaded my girlfriend 2 smuggle my coke through customs by stickin it up her bum............. I didnt know I could buy another can in the departure lounge 1
featured_spectre Posted June 3, 2011 Report Posted June 3, 2011 I held my first group meeting for people suffering from paranoia today. A few of them left in a worse state then when they arrived. I only told them that I'd discreetly follow them to see how their progress was getting on. What's the worst thing about bigamy? Two mother-in-laws I used to love playing Hide and go Seek with my watch, but I just can't seem to find the time anymore.
aerospacemango Posted June 3, 2011 Report Posted June 3, 2011 Talking of watches.... The two lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.... I think they mis-understood when I said I wanna watch....
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