[joke] announcement by the government

[featured_spectre]

Cameron and Clegg have announced that they are changing our national emblem from the union jack to a condom. They feel this reflects more accurately the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!!!

[Dos_Box]

Unlike the last bunch who were like a condom with a pin hole in it. It looked good, gave the illusion of doing it's job, but it is only much later, after the event, that you find out how much trouble it has caused you.