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  1. "Jesus Christ, see you, you are a *******...

    "Jesus Christ, see you, you are a ******* omni-shambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know, From bean to cup, you **** up." - Classic.
  2. Everybody said their piece, and now the boss has...

    Everybody said their piece, and now the boss has spoken. So we are all scared in case we get a Malcolm Tucker esque dressing down.
  3. The car example is completely different. I've put...

    The car example is completely different. I've put hundreds of pounds into NoFX and many other bands over the years, I don't think I should be considered a "thief" for downloading one of their albums....
  4. Agreed, the logic of shutting down Torrent...

    Agreed, the logic of shutting down Torrent searching sites is similar to shutting down Google because you can search for illegal pornography. You can even search for Torrents in Google!
  5. This has probably been said already but here is...

    This has probably been said already but here is my opinion:

    The key flaw in copyright/piracy law is that the Government believes 1 "illegal" download = 1 lost sale. That's simply not the case. If...
  6. Thread: Friday Joke

    by Fatmas
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    [Joke] Friday Joke

    A few of them this week:


    Did you hear about the farmer who won the Nobel Prize?
    He was out standing in his field.


    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing...
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    [Joke] It has been a long time since my last post....

    It has been a long time since my last post. Moving house is the worst.
  8. Thread: What an article

    by Fatmas
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    He was probably hitting himself.

    He was probably hitting himself.
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    [Joke] Return of The Friday Joke

    I'm back after a long hiatus of moving to Oxford.


    Gaddafi once had it all and slowly watched his empire crumble. The trusted has fled to the opposition and his defence has collapsed... now the...
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    [Joke] Fluoride watch these bad puns if I were you!

    Fluoride watch these bad puns if I were you!
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    [Joke] I'm not in Education any more, I moved to the...

    I'm not in Education any more, I moved to the Private sector back in April.

    I'm joking about the spelling errors, I have to triple check everything I type normally!
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    [Joke] If there wasn't a pun thread at the end of the...

    If there wasn't a pun thread at the end of the week, what would users sink their teeth into?
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    [Joke] Also it might be worth checking for glaring...

    Also it might be worth checking for glaring spelling and grammar errors.

    I kid I kid.
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    [Joke] I'm going to brush that off.

    I'm going to brush that off.
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    [Joke] Some of these jokes are getting on my nerves, but...

    Some of these jokes are getting on my nerves, but I will brace myself for more.
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    [Joke] I have my own flossify on what constitutes a good...

    I have my own flossify on what constitutes a good joke.
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    [Joke] I'm going to fight tooth and nail to keep this...

    I'm going to fight tooth and nail to keep this pun thread alive.
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    [Joke] The cavity of this situation won't dawn on him...

    The cavity of this situation won't dawn on him for some time.
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    [Joke] I'm not sure if this can be crowned as the best...

    I'm not sure if this can be crowned as the best joke.
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    [Joke] Oh sted, are you just "Filling" in for a real...

    Oh sted, are you just "Filling" in for a real comedian? :-)
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    [Joke] Friday Joke on Thursday

    My dentist was just awarded “Dentist of the Year”

    There’s no trophy, he just got a little plaque.

    He has won it before though so he knows the drill.
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    [Pics] I want to hear the "card" Of voice. Sounds...

    I want to hear the "card" Of voice.

    Sounds magical.
  23. Thread: Friday Joke(s)

    by Fatmas
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    [Joke] Friday Joke(s)

    I Was Going To Write A Theatre Piece On Puns....

    ...but then I realized it would just be a play on words.



    What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
    They both had Kurds...
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    [Joke] I think we need to address your problems Liam....

    I think we need to address your problems Liam. Just because you're mail doesn't mean it's a red letter day for violence.
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    [Joke] I’ll understand if that one doesn’t get your...

    I’ll understand if that one doesn’t get your stamp of approval…But I thought the delivery was first class.
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