All these old farts are making it smell in here I'm sure I can smell wee as well -
Being an old Fart Alan is no excuse, please make sure you clear up after yourself.....
Q: What's 16 feet long and smells of wee? A: A conga in an old people's home.....
I thought it was me after a few pints..... [ it was till I read the 16 feet bit ]
That should have been foot not feet (I was inebriated at the time).
I did not realise there were so many old farts on Edugeek !! I will sleep easier at night now.
Actually I'm such an old fart I think I should form a social group for the 47's and over!
That makes me feel young Chrbb !!
No you can't ask - how dare you! I'm not telling you I'm 46 this yea...... DOH!!!!!!
Well I'm going to be 45 this November (sob).....