Well it would be 6 posts worth on here...and they would be long posts...
Oooo... seeing as how we haven't moved on from telling jokes:
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and.
A few jokes for the afternoon:
Q: What was born to succeed?
A: A budgie with a blunt beak.
A wife went to the police station with her nextdoor neighbour to report her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 feet, 4 inches tall, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs about 12 1/2 stone, is soft spoken and is good to the children."
The nextdoor neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches tall, overweight, balding, has a big mouth and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?"
Q: what do you call a teacher with no arms or legs?
A: The Head...
I'd chip in some jokes but I can only think of rude NSFW ones! :(
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