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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofsanta View Post
    Alas! I take a day off work and miss the beginning of the crap jokes. I've been beaten to the punch on most of my favourites!

    Alright, alright, how about:

    What's grey and can't swim?
    A filing cabinet.

    A ship full of tortoises crashes into a ship full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

    A man handed me a wheel of cheese and asked if I could disguise his horse, I said "I don't think so, but I could probably marscapone."

    (thanks to Tim Vine for the last two there)
    Bonus locked, and you are maxed!

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    Morning gang.

    Right. Need to put a time limit on this Jokeathon for @VeryPC_Colin_M

    We'll continue accepting silly jokes until 12pm noon tomorrow (Friday 17th October 2013). Then we give Colin until Monday morning to review the entries and pick his final favourite. I'll announce the winner of the Stocktober BRING ME THE BOX! T-shirt on Monday morning.

    Everyone got that? Good. Keep em coming. Remember, everyone who submits a joke or some jokes will earn themselves a bonus entry into STOCKTOBER2! unless they are already on the maximum number of entries which is 3 total (including your original "non-bonus" entry).

    Good luck everyone!

    Al

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    As a side, is somebody picking up Colin's emails, or shall I mail somebody else about something else? Yes.. that made sense. Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    Morning gang.

    Right. Need to put a time limit on this Jokeathon for @VeryPC_Colin_M

    We'll continue accepting silly jokes until 12pm noon tomorrow (Friday 17th October 2013). Then we give Colin until Monday morning to review the entries and pick his final favourite. I'll announce the winner of the Stocktober BRING ME THE BOX! T-shirt on Monday morning.

    Everyone got that? Good. Keep em coming. Remember, everyone who submits a joke or some jokes will earn themselves a bonus entry into STOCKTOBER2! unless they are already on the maximum number of entries which is 3 total (including your original "non-bonus" entry).

    Good luck everyone!

    Al
    Not a joke, but has Colin seen this? Or anyone at VeryPC for that matter? Ylvis - The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube. I guarantee it'll make him laugh. I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edu-IT View Post
    As a side, is somebody picking up Colin's emails, or shall I mail somebody else about something else? Yes.. that made sense. Right?
    Hi @Edu-IT

    Colin's emails are being monitored yes. Feel free to continue emailing him and another member of the sales team will respond, or alternatively you can use sales@very-pc.co.uk

    Thanks,

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edu-IT View Post
    Not a joke, but has Colin seen this? Or anyone at VeryPC for that matter? Ylvis - The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube. I guarantee it'll make him laugh. I hope.
    "...and the elephant goes toot"

    Just checking it out now. I won't spoil what the fox itself says because it is definitely worth finding out for yourself.

    Class. Strange, but class.

    Thanks for that.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    "...and the elephant goes toot"

    Just checking it out now. I won't spoil what the fox itself says because it is definitely worth finding out for yourself.

    Class. Strange, but class.

    Thanks for that.

    Al
    You could try and recreate the noise of the Fox in the next video?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edu-IT View Post
    Not a joke, but has Colin seen this? Or anyone at VeryPC for that matter? Ylvis - The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube. I guarantee it'll make him laugh. I hope.

    M-o-o-o-orse, M-o-o-o-o-orse!! FAN-BLEEPING-TASTIC. gonna watch this when i'm feeling down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edu-IT View Post
    You could try and recreate the noise of the Fox in the next video?
    Not sure I could do it justice...

    Al

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    Proof that norwegians have some relaxed laws on magic mushrooms!

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    #jokeforcolin
    What kind of bees don't make honey?

    Boobies!

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    Wow, that just kept going to higher and higher levels of weirdness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechMonkey View Post
    Wow, that just kept going to higher and higher levels of weirdness.
    You should be used to it if you are participating in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonk View Post
    Would it be ok to swap the trackball for a T-Shirt of the XL variety?
    @VeryPC I know you've said 'dibs count for nothing', but I did say way back in post #368 that I wanted one of those. If I don't win, perhaps, maybe you could possibly see your way to... No? Oh well, worth a try.
    Last edited by StevieM; 17th October 2013 at 11:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StevieM View Post
    @VeryPC I know you've said 'dibs count for nothing', but I did say way back in post #368 that I wanted one of those. If I don't win, perhaps, maybe you could possibly see your way to... No? Oh well, worth a try.
    Stocktobians will get advance notice of when the freebies are about to be posted, so keep your reading glasses locked to this thread and I'll tell you when you need to have your ninja sniping scope prepped and ready.

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