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    Gah! Don't listen to that with headphones on, the noise at the end will deafen you. Was that a sneeze?

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    @VeryPC I like this "pen" prototype you have, keep up the good work! Would it be ok to swap the trackball for a T-Shirt of the XL variety? I'd gladly be a tester of said pen technology....
    Last edited by Gonk; 16th October 2013 at 04:08 PM.

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    I was a beta tester for the "pen"

    Attachment 20964

    [Harley Quinn mug is best mug.]

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    I was a beta tester for the "pen"

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    First up, I thought that it was resting on your finger and the pen was tiny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    First up, I thought that it was resting on your finger and the pen was tiny.
    It is resting on my finger.

    What Al's video failed to convey is the fact he's really small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    It is resting on my finger.

    What Al's video failed to convey is the fact he's really small.
    Turns out all the staff are small, just found this picture of someone on a sales call:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Turns out all the staff are small, just found this picture of someone on a sales call:
    So Gonk works for VeryPC?

    [Rite da feem toon, sing da feem toon...]

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    So Gonk works for VeryPC?
    No no Gonk works in the church:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonk View Post
    @VeryPC I like this "pen" prototype you have, keep up the good work! Would it be ok to swap the trackball for a T-Shirt of the XL variety? I'd gladly be a tester of said pen technology....
    Sure fing!

    I'll make a note.

    Good choice btw - it's clearly the best T-shirt EVER created (that will be created - waiting on delivery now).

    Al
    Last edited by VeryPC; 16th October 2013 at 05:03 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Gah! Don't listen to that with headphones on, the noise at the end will deafen you. Was that a sneeze?
    SNEEZE?!?!?!?

    It was clearly a massively effective ninja swipe chopping off the end of the video.

    Don't you recognise one of those when you hear one? Anyone would think you hadn't spent 7 years in a Tibetan monastery being trained by lethal monks!

    Al
    Last edited by VeryPC; 16th October 2013 at 05:03 PM.

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    considering the tibetans are pacifists, you would be right...chinese monks however...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    SNEEZE?!?!?!?

    It was clearly a massively effective ninja swipe chopping off the end of the video.

    Don't you recognise one of those when you hear one? Anyone would think you hadn't spent 7 years in a Tibetan monastery being trained by lethal monks!

    Al
    Doh, not again. That mistake cost me dear in the world championship ninja fighting competition grand final I pretended to enter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeryPC View Post
    SNEEZE?!?!?!?

    It was clearly a massively effective ninja swipe chopping off the end of the video.

    Don't you recognise one of those when you hear one? Anyone would think you hadn't spent 7 years in a Tibetan monastery being trained by lethal monks!

    Al
    I am ninja, you are ninja, Al is ninja too

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    I look forward to killing you soon !! Hoi yah !!!

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    Alas! I take a day off work and miss the beginning of the crap jokes. I've been beaten to the punch on most of my favourites!

    Alright, alright, how about:

    What's grey and can't swim?
    A filing cabinet.

    A ship full of tortoises crashes into a ship full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

    A man handed me a wheel of cheese and asked if I could disguise his horse, I said "I don't think so, but I could probably marscapone."

    (thanks to Tim Vine for the last two there)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofsanta View Post
    (thanks to Tim Vine for the last two there)
    Well if we are using Tim Vine jokes then:

    "Crime in multi-story car parks, wrong on so many levels"

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